Jeezus Fucking Christ, man. Although his list of new Ben and Jerry’s flavors, in response to their Hubby-Hubby, was a mildly humorous attempt at parody, even I could not and would not have been able to come up with “Man-Boy Munch ‘n Crunch” or “Catamite Caramel”.
I had to look up the word “catamite”. Peter LaBarbera makes me want to vomit. Only a sick fuck like him would even think of a scene involving a ‘catamite‘.
“Berry Berry Promiscuous” and “Apple Adultery Delight” – Is Pete referring to clergy and politicians and half of the adult hetero population?
“Rumpy Road”? – that really is weak. … then there’s “Neapolitan Nancy-Boy” and “Chunky Chickenhawk” – at least The Peter named 2 flavors after himself!
Update: oh, Looky! Peter has added another flavor: “Lime Against Nature” – … oooh, I get it! – how clever of Peter to rhyme ‘lime’ and ‘crime’. ah-ha-hahaha-ha. ha. uhhh…
Here’s his complete list, in his very own colors –
Lime Against Nature
Bisexual Butter Pecan
Strawberry for Swingers
Man-Boy Munch ‘n Crunch
Two Moms Macadamia
Fabulous Fudge Nut
Berry Berry Promiscuous
Apple Adultery Delight
This is what this professional closet gay porn aficionado man-hunter spends his donors’ money doing.