How in Fucking God do these people get elected to office?! How does this man manage to tie his shoes in the morning? Hank Johnson (D) GA, expressing his grave concern to Admiral Robert Willard about the overpopulation of Guam with the addition of 5,000 troops and their families. What the goddamn hell?! From the LA Times:
At the 1:16 mark: “Yeah, my, my fear is that, uh, the whole island will, uh, become so overly populated that it will tip over and, uh, and capsize.”— Hank Johnson, (D) GA Fourth District.
This revelation that islands really float on the surface of the ocean could rock the geophysics community. Another new discovery: tsunamis are caused by many whales farting at once.