I think I’ll pass:
Accepting Jesus sounds like a really fucked up thing to do.
Oh, but wait! – there’s some more of his gems of patriotic Christian wisdom and goodness, and are good reminders of why religion is a mental illness:
"Jesus loves you, you disgusting piece of shit!"
"Yeah! Fuck them dyke unions!"
Matthew 5:22, beeotch!
As my Lord and Savior says: "Go screw yourself!"
Yea, verily, Jesus said, "Go suck your brother's dick, you whore!"
Fuck yeah, Jesus! w00t w00t!!1