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Christianity Explained In One Tweet

I think I’ll pass:

Accepting Jesus sounds like a really fucked up thing to do.

Oh, but wait! – there’s some more of his gems of patriotic Christian wisdom and goodness, and are good reminders of why religion is a mental illness:

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Cuccinelli: Sic Semper Prudeus Et Dumbassis

Virginia State Seal - Tittie warning!

Virginia State Seal

Virginia’s AG Ken Cuccinelli … what in the Holy Fuck is wrong with people like this, are they high?  Ken has been making headlines by his vocal stance on (sputter!cough!) morality issues.  Now, the man is getting aroused by the State Seal and wants to have it changed.  It contains Roman classical art, the goddess Virtus (goddess of Virtue) holding a spear, standing with her foot on a supine man in a skirt, she’s draped with a tunic, with one breast exposed.  A cartoon breast, actually, not even a real breast.  And it really bothers his delicate sensibilities.  So much so that he when he had lapel pins made to pass out to his staff, Virtus was wearing a breastplate … yeah, now that will really put a finish on the kink.  Right on, Ken!

Ironically, “sic semper tyrannis” meaning “thus always to tyrants” is the State Motto for a state that is becoming more and more “tyrannical” by the Religious Right nutjobs.  By the way … about that “Christian nation founding” thing that the RR nutjubs claim, what’s with the pagan goddess, then?

This is a ridiculous level of prudish obsession; the obvious connotations of someone who is so obsessed with sexual thoughts is … well, obvious.  Until reading this story, I forgot all about John Ashcroft and the ridicule he earned from having nude Greek statues covered up.  I guess it’s time to start draping covers over every single sculpture, every painting, anywhere there is a depiction of classical Greek or Roman art, censoring all of the past great works of literature!  It’s time to banish medical reference books and media: human anatomy, hell – even canine anatomy, lest some veterinary student become inflamed with desires for bestiality!  And, museums!!  Those godless shrines of Evilution and (gasp!) Science!  They must be censored.

Yes, it is that Effing ridiculous.

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Hydrogen Atom, Or Secret Obama Muslim Symbol?

FauxNews dumbassery

FauxNews dumb-ass comparison

Jon Stewart, hilarious and spot-on as always, debunks FauxNews last night on their comparing the logo of the Nuclear Summit with the flags of Muslim nations, insinuating Obama’s deference to Muslim nations.  Because he is, you know, a big-ole Muslim, Kenyan terrorist in disguise.

Stewart, unlike the dumbfucks at Fox, actually  looked into the inspiration for the logo.  Yes, it’s that very Muslim-flag-looking hydrogen atom.  Oh, noes!!1  What can this mean!1!

The Bohr Hydrogen atom model and the Nuclear Security Summit logo

The Bohr Hydrogen atom model and the Nuclear Security Summit logo

Fox News would never, ever conflate any issues, or try to mislead anyone about anything, because they are just the highest standards, uh, I mean, they are just as “high” as one can get.

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(I can’t get the video to embed … it’s at the link above.)

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