Futurama Explains Religion

 

Pole Dancing For Jesus

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Bring your church program and pole dance for Jesus!.via Saint Godless

Russell Glasser: Be A Dick!

A commenter from a couple of days ago, presumably a christian, commenting on a post about Lou Engle from 3/2010 started out with “your [sic] a dick head.” When it comes to religious ignorance, stupidity and dickishness, yep.

Funny, cos I ran across this video just two or three days before, called “Be a dick!” with Russell Glasser and Casey Doran on “Ask an Atheist”.  When christians (the fundies, extremists, you know the kind) say stupid things and make ridiculous claims, like hearing voices, denying scientific facts, when they outright make shit up and spread lies, when they continue preaching their Levitical death pronouncements and the like, the only thing I have left is ridicule, sarcasm, derision, disrespect and dickishness.  I have zero respect for liars, especially those who make a living lying in the name of Jesus.

 

 

 

When Christians Attack

“My Jesus gonna get all UP in your motherfucking Jesus, motherfucker!!1!” – Pastor Jeremy De Los Santos, Old Paths Baptist Church

I think that’s what he said — it’s all in the interpretation!

The Second Coming Jewelry Sale

I think he’s like, serious, or something.

New! Priest-Off! Repellant

 

Hell Is For Children – A Christian Parable

Excellent.

Via @BibleAlsoSays on Twitter.

Andrew Shirvell Finally Fired, Cries Victim

Andrew Shirvell will become another darling of the Religious Reich, already crying “Victim!”, his christian right to lie, harass and stalk sinners has been violated!  This poor, oppressed christian was minding his own business when, out of nowhere and for no reason, evil homosexual tools of Satan and the librul media swooped down on him to destroy his life and attack his christian beliefs.  But, Je$u$ will bless him.  He will write a christian best-seller, go on speaking engagements for anti-gay christianist organizations, appear on christian talk radio and the Christian Broadcasting Network, hell, he might even get a job with Bryan Fischer!

via JMG

 

Christian Mental Illness On Proud Display

“Don’t be afraid to use words” like ‘mentally ill‘ and ‘sociopath‘ when referring to willfully ignorant and repugnant religious idiots.

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via JMG

Destroying Science In Schools

It is absolutely alarming that they are filling kids’ heads with this garbage in the 21st century.  These “faith-based schools”in the UK are using a very popular curriculum imported from the good ole U.S. of A.  These taxpayer-funded schools also include Muslim schools teaching their own brand of Medieval bullshit.

This is child abuse.  Read at Coburg Atheist:

… They think that you can teach children that the bible (or Qur’an) has all the answers – they even believe it themselves.  This means they are deliberately pushing the next generation backwards.  At this rate, if this was done in all schools, in a few decades we would be back in the Inquisition.

“Oh but that only happens in the backward U.S. South” you say.  Or maybe only in backward Muslim countries like Iran and Pakistan – that’s why they are under-developed.  While it is true that Science text books for children that teach creationism are produced in the U.S., they are moving to the U.K. into “Faith based schools”.  See the following video:

 

The Bible Is Repulsive

From GodIsImaninary.com, Proving that the Bible is repulsive:

Also, a wonderful quote from GodIsImaginary:

The way to change the world is to change people’s minds. As more and more people openly discuss the fact that “God” and “Allah” are completely imaginary, the world becomes a better place. The people who believe in “religion” look sillier and sillier. Eventually, religion becomes a fringe activity that is meaningless.

Spread reason, not superstition.

Stop Disrespecting My Beliefs!

So very fucking true.

So fucking the truth.

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Oregon’s Beauty

…been looking at this for the past week — no cell, no internet — just peace and quiet.

view of Wallowa Mountains from front porch, Joseph, Oregon / October 2010

More photos after the fold:

Excellent Political Ad Equates FL Evangelicals To Taliban

I love this political ad by Alan Grayson’s campaign in Florida, comparing evangelicals to the Taliban.  We need more like this.

“Bishop” Eddie Long’s Scandal Is A Grower

The good Pastor and “Bishop” Eddie Long is cancelling TV appearances as a third victim of his sexual advances comes forward.  Nah!  Didn’t see this coming.

via JMG