Futurama Explains Religion

 

Pole Dancing For Jesus

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Bring your church program and pole dance for Jesus!.via Saint Godless

The Second Coming Jewelry Sale

I think he’s like, serious, or something.

New! Priest-Off! Repellant

 

Bryan Fischer: U.S. Under A Bear Curse

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs.  The batshit-insane Bryan Fischer says that because bears are attacking livestock and people, it is a sign that we are under a Biblical bear curse.  Jeezus, we barely survived the previous killer whale curse.

One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being.  [unless it’s a queer – did I put that in there?] If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.

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God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves.

Elisha - LOL, get 'em, bears!

Of course, this makes me think of 2 Kings 2:23-24 …

And he [Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Scripture makes it crystal clear that bald men are not to be mocked.  As a bald-headed man, I totally approve this smiting.

 

Stop Disrespecting My Beliefs!

So very fucking true.

So fucking the truth.

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Parody Promo For DWOC’s Burn A Koran Day

Hilarious.  A monster-truck-rally/WWF style parody promo video for Terry Jones’ Dove World Outreach Centers’ International Burn A Koran Day.

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Mormons Interrupted

Hilarious video, Australian documentary maker John Safran going off on Mormons and their early Saturday morning proselytizing.  Funny guy — “Now listen up, Mormons! A lot of people would say you’re freaks – that you wear special underpants and worship some guy with magic glasses.” — oh, it gets better.  Then it cuts to Mormons getting a taste of their own Saturday morning bashin’-on-the-door medicine … by a pair of bicycle-riding atheists dressed like Mormon missionary guys — with their Australian accents.  Via The Gaytheist Agenda:

Mormon missionaries constantly show up on people’s doorsteps promoting their religious lifestyle. So why do they act like complete boors when atheists come knocking on their doors?

(can’t get the video to embed — click above link)

Maher On Muslim Whackjobs v. Christian Whackjobs

Bill Maher

Bill Maher slams muslim extremists, saying they’re much crazier and far worse than our extremists.  I’ll second that!

Maher noted that at least the Christians have evolved enough not to poison-gas a girl’s school.

.. via: Friendly Atheist ..

Jon Stewart Nails FOX

From DailyKos, Jon Stewart calls out FOX News “Not even close to news” – as always, Stewart nails it.

I can’t get the video to embed … click the DailyKos link.

 

Free Speech is a Lovely Thing

Haaahaha ahha. From Attempts At Rational Behavior, video of Chelsea Lately talking about Ms. Prejean:

 

 

 

 

Catfight In San Francisco

Remember folks, “What happened to … common sense and discipline?  They were destroyed by drugs.” (painted on the side of the building)

I give up, what happened to them?

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Two lovely ladies sluggin’ in out on the street.  VIDEO after the fold

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The scariest house on Halloween night

Purdy damn funny …”The House that hands out Christian Propaganda on Halloween.

Remember those little Chick tracts?

Flow Chart to determine which religion you should choose

 

well … i’m not rich, not insane …