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Pole Dancing For Jesus

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Bring your church program and pole dance for Jesus!.via Saint Godless

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The Second Coming Jewelry Sale

I think he’s like, serious, or something.

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New! Priest-Off! Repellant

 

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Bryan Fischer: U.S. Under A Bear Curse

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs.  The batshit-insane Bryan Fischer says that because bears are attacking livestock and people, it is a sign that we are under a Biblical bear curse.  Jeezus, we barely survived the previous killer whale curse.

One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being.  [unless it’s a queer – did I put that in there?] If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.

God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves.

Elisha - LOL, get 'em, bears!

Of course, this makes me think of 2 Kings 2:23-24

And he [Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Scripture makes it crystal clear that bald men are not to be mocked.  As a bald-headed man, I totally approve this smiting.

 

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Stop Disrespecting My Beliefs!

So very fucking true.

"Stop attacking Christianity!"

So fucking the truth.

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Parody Promo For DWOC’s Burn A Koran Day

Hilarious.  A monster-truck-rally/WWF style parody promo video for Terry Jones’ Dove World Outreach Centers’ International Burn A Koran Day.

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